Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time." Thank you. Do you want something?
When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don’t go. I’m too worried to go. I don’t want to interrupt my worrying to go.
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
Many people can talk for a long period of time. But controlling, you know, your urinary tract is maybe the more difficult issue.
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.
I felt pretty confident in relieving myself, since I had the urge.
Never make a decision when you need to pee.
