I've been known to throw watermelons, backstage, at people who are giving me news I don't want to hear. But I never aim for the head.
It's no sure rule to fish with a cros-bow.
I'm allergic to doing the obvious thing.
When you're as plain as I am, you've gotta have a gimmick.
Anytime you kind of take the road that I've taken, people don't know what to expect.
President Trump wouldn't stick to politics, so he got to jump into sports. So I feel very comfortable now, moving forward, jumping back and forth. Sports to politics, politics to sports.
When you're your own producer, you do the most ridiculous, insane things.
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
Sometimes football is a crazy thing.
The challenge with a candidate like Donald Trump is he's not a conventional candidate, and he doesn't run a conventional campaign, and he doesn't answer questions in a conventional way.
Well, you can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig.
The best way to catch my attention is to throw a Twinkie near my face.
Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.
I have a different game than most of the players.
I guess you could say I took the hard route. That doesn't work for everybody, but it's worked out all right for me.
Nixon was always willing to be bipartisan, so there are a lot of surprises in the man.
My success came from the fact that I'm not a typical blogger.
The 4-1-4-1 system is weird.
