Unsatisfying Meal Quotes

I hate getting a McDonald's. I'm not a McDonald's person: you just feel crap afterwards.

Skimmed milk was what they used to give to prisoners and workhouse inmates to go with their porridge and gruel. It's a punishment, not a drink.

I sometimes think I cannot write another passage about a disappointing meal ever again, because I've done it so many times.

Too often, we have tended to fall into a trap of creating plain hamburgers.

I won't eat something which is high in calories and not particularly wonderful, because that's just not worth it, you feel guilty after.

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.

Meat, to me, it's slightly boring. Hold on, I love meat too, but only once in a while. You get a piece of meat, and you put it in your mouth, you chew, the first five seconds, all the juices flow around your mouth, they're gone, and then you are 20 more seconds chewing something that is tasteless at this point.

You eat salad and you're hungry the next 30 minutes and you're hungrier from when you ate the damn salad.

It drives people nuts that I take them to McDonald's all the time.

Chips. All day. Every day.

If you think about it, composed salads are like nachos (I'll explain). When you're eating a plate of nachos, it's always a bummer when you get to those naked, topping-less chips on the bottom of the pile. It's the same with salads. No one wants to find a naked leaf on the end of their fork.

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

The worst thing for me is to not taste what I'm eating, to not know what I'm eating. It upsets me to no avail.

It's very hard to concentrate when your stomach's rumbling.