You can't complain about your dressing room or you'll look like Celine Dion.
If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.
When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their eyes, walking into trees, opening the wrong door. They had no idea how to present themselves.
Jesse Watters is just a deplorable human being. I have no respect for him whatsoever.
Refs need to get over themselves.
I've been fired five times for having a bad attitude.
People are not really that forgiving when they pay for tickets to come see you and you don't show up.
I have to say 'Celebrity Apprentice' is an eye-opener - what people call each other, what people say about each other. This is different - because this is a business atmosphere, you would never expect it. There was a lot of cattiness going on. It was something that I wasn't used to.
Like I already revealed, I once hit a director with a slipper.
Marilyn Monroe was no fun to work with. She would report to work around 5:00 in the evening. You've been in make-up since 8:30 in the morning waiting for her.
Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.
Bisping, he's a piece of work. The guy likes to run his mouth. I look forward to shutting it.
I can't tell you how disheartening it is to be told to go home because the director is filming you from behind and you don't have the right kind of body. As an actress, to be told that... Well, it's just a very odd set of circumstances.
I once had someone say to me in an interview, 'You are more ugly on the screen than in real life.'
If a guy treats me respectfully and the waiter demeaningly, I'm turned off.
Once a fighter becomes enamoured with another, to the point where they can't perform and compete, you have got problems.
I was a pretty terrible lawyer. A really, really terrible lawyer.
I was interviewing Daniel Craig and Naomie Harris for a Bond film a few years ago, and the moment I sat down, my dress ripped. No more bodycon numbers for me. I had to walk out of the room backwards when I was done.
An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.
The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.
The biggest problem in rock journalism is that often the writer's main motivation is to become friends with the band. They're not really journalists; they're people who want to be involved in rock and roll.
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
He's just explaining the situation to her, but he's all over her every chance he gets! Kureno! Touching Tohru!!!
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
I don't like actors who try to talk directors into making their part bigger and that's really lame.
