Unexpected Behavior Quotes

I wouldn't have expected an audience of ours to burn down our equipment.

You can never trust a human being to behave as you would have expected in a given circumstance

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

The lesson? To respond to the unexpected and hurtful behavior of others with something more than a wipe of the glasses, to see it as a chance to expand our understanding.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

A lot of time mistakes are very interesting - you look for the behaviour that's not the one you expect.

Aspen Ladd is quite the enigma. She looks and acts like a Girl Scout out of the cage, but in there she is an absolute beast.

It's great when you know somebody and they keep surprising you.

I think Phil Jackson started that feud. It happened many times that after team practice he would say, 'Kobe said this about Shaq, and Shaq said that about Kobe... ' We couldn't believe how could that happen, because just the day before we saw them together, jumping on one another.

Always zig when people expect you to zag. Confound them!

Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind - your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.

One of the things I learned in editing 'The Reagan Diaries' is to never say what Reagan would do, because he surprised people.

Every once in while, a person will do something obvious and direct that is no more than it appears to be. I think they do it to throw you off.

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.

James Blake is a real good friend of mine. He's real different than what you thinks. He's super turned up.

I get double-takes at the hardware store. I've had people say, 'I didn't know you did this.' With a celebrity, if folks don't see you, they think all you do is stay in the house.

You think you would react one way when a situation develops and, and when the sharp shells are flying, you don't quite stand up like you think you might.

'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny.

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'.

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.

No one wants a cherry pie that bites back.

Sometimes things don't work like they should.

I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls sometimes like is the unexpected." There were these girls who were always giving him tittie twisters, and he kept warning them, "I'm going to do it back." I'm thinking, There's no way. But sure enough, one girl crossed the line and he did.