Underwhelming Quotes

I'm not impressed by your performance.

Man all of your flows bore me, paint drying.

I think 'I'm in You' was lackluster and way too light.

The harder you had to work to open a package, the less you ended up caring about what was inside.

nice is such a rip-off.

I go to work, and think 'wow, they pay me for this', and I go home.

Normal" isn't an adjective you wish to hear after putting that much effort into making sure it was spectacular.

Achievement brings with it its own anticlimax.

[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.

Worth seeing? Yes; but not worth going to see.

Starts out slow and then fizzles out altogether.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

When I read the pilot of 'The Sopranos,' I wasn't terribly blown away by it.

Crackers are short on sparkle.

It got to be so easy that I was actually disappointed.

He's never known anything like it! But then, he has never known anything to write home about, so this is nothing to write home about.

I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.

I feel whenever my shows are too hyped, they usually don't work.

What I did to celebrate was I went home to my 535-square-foot apartment by myself and ate supper by myself. That was how I celebrated getting a record deal.

If you look at my career statistics, it's not pretty.

The cows in Stella Gibbons's immortal 'Cold Comfort Farm' are named Graceless, Aimless, Feckless and Pointless, and that more or less is the verdict on 'Ocean's Kingdom,' the wildly hyped and wildly uninteresting collaboration between Peter Martins and Paul McCartney.

Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins.

I'm not a big fan of mediocre.

'Smallville' is like a Domino's pizza. While you're eating, you're thinking, 'This is good, and it reminds me of pizza, but there's not enough flavor in each bite.' That's the feeling you have the entire time with 'Smallville' - that it's just about to be good, but it never is.