Unbecoming Quotes

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry.

It's unbecoming," she agreed. "A perfect word for my new life. Unbecoming. I who have always been unbecoming am becoming un.

a snot-nosed kid

I do not like candid pictures. They are so unattractive.

Whining is just unbecoming.

Somehow whatever I play ends up being sleazy.

Many of us spend the first part of our adult lives becoming - stepping into the roles we take on so that they come to define our lives. But I've learned that we don't really grow up until we unbecome.

It was pretty seamy stuff for the middle of the afternoon.

It is clearly disgusting and completely inappropriate.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

… an anomalous, not to say scandalous, condition.

Colby Covington has a very low IQ. He says a lot of stupid things, and it's almost embarrassing that he represents our country that way.

You'd never catch me dead in a pair of fishnets! For one thing, they are not practical. And for another thing, it's just like a tacky drag queen.

I hate when people have food in their mouths and they don't swallow before they talk. Like, they store it in their cheek when they talk to you. It drives me nuts.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I lapsed into rude.

I dislike turtlenecks at the best of times, as they are always unflattering to the imperfect male physique, but when worn in combination with a v-neck sweater, they say 'Grandpa' louder than any other item of clothing.

Catty is not cool. I can't think of anything less becoming than a man who talks about people behind their backs.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I probably have the worst wardrobe. It's the most ill-fitting with the worst patterns and colors and the most nipple rubbage. There's bad chafing, and it's always tight in all the wrong places. What's sad is that I'm kinda getting used to it.

There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet!

It is equally vain,” she thought, “for you to think you can protect me, or for me to think I can worship you. The light of truth beats upon us without shadow, and the light of truth is damnably unbecoming to us both.