Josh Hopkins Quotes

But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry.

I dislike turtlenecks at the best of times, as they are always unflattering to the imperfect male physique, but when worn in combination with a v-neck sweater, they say 'Grandpa' louder than any other item of clothing.

I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable.

Nolan has the strangest affect on people. You know, I think there's something very sad and little boy about him, but at the same time the way he goes about everything is so awkward and obnoxious. He can never say the right thing, you know? And I think if he just didn't try so hard and calmed down, people might actually like him a bit more!

You aren't ill: it is just that you are made of second-rate materials.

If you're feeling pressure, then you shouldn't be here.

Historically, software for business was seen as unsexy because the products were seen as so poor - they provided such a poor user experience.

I'm definitely not comfortable in a Speedo! That's as uncomfortable as it gets!

'Drekitude' is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. 'Drek' is a total, total, total hot mess.

I hate long pants.

I'm not a big jeans fan because they are simply too hot.

My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn't. Everything's just crap there.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

I do not like candid pictures. They are so unattractive.

If there's comfort involved, it's probably not for me.

When something is not good, it's bad. Period.

I have the same pet peeve as Anderson Cooper, which is bare feet in public. I hate it. It so grosses me out, especially in New York. Oh my God, New York in the summer with people and their feet in their sandals and their flip-flops, like get it away!

This whole business feels kind of intense, like a bad fit. Round peg, square hole. But whatever, I'll take it.

I hope she misses the cut. She doesn't belong here.

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.

Alan Greenspan is unskilled; you don't take the unskilled seriously.

If you don't appeal to kids, to the zeitgeist, you get thrown on the scrapheap.

I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.

Something I really hate more than anything else is clogs.

I wasn't the trendiest girl at college.