Typographical Error Quotes

Life is like a typographical error: we're constantly writing and rewriting things over each other.

[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.

I also remember the second band I was in ever. We were called Hybrid. We got a show at this local street fair, and we were playing on the back of a flatbed truck. There was an ad in the paper, and it said that 'Hybird' is playing. I was so mad.

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

The moment when the finished book or, better yet, a tightly packed carton of finished books arrives on my doorstep is the moment of truth, of culmination; its bliss lasts as much as five minutes, until the first typographical error or production flaw is noticed.

Satriani's Law: There's at least a 30% chance that someone will print the name Satriani incorrectly

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.