I had a double bacon cheeseburger at Chili's, and I lost a tooth in it. My tooth!
No man should live longer than his teeth.
I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.
I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there.
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.
I lost my front tooth in rugby league when a fat guy from Bellevue Hill kicked me in the face as I got up from a tackle to mark him. I made this decision not to cap the tooth because I thought it was false. But I didn't make any movies as a teenager, and I had a very hard time with girls and stuff.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
Nature is full of teeth that come in one by one, then decay, fall out.
Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'
My lower and upper teeth had to be removed.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.
I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.
My siblings and I have got the worst teeth in Britain.
When your teeth are gone, learn to like mush.
When I release, you loose teeth.
I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
I'm an old man at 54, without teeth, and with rheumatism.
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
when you [lose someone], it feels like the hole in your gum when a tooth falls out. You can chew, you can eat, you have plenty of other teeth, but your tongue keeps going back to that empty place, where all nerves are still a little raw
That was my pride and joy - that I made it through all those years of minor hockey without losing any of my teeth; then, I ended up losing them in a car accident in New York when I was riding in a taxi. So, I end up losing my teeth, but not in the glamorous fashion I envisioned.
Arthritic toothless people who love orgasms are more likely to reproduce than are limber, toothy people who do not.
