Toilet Etiquette Quotes

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.

He was a man too busy to flush toilets.

There are little things that get on my nerves, like people who have reading material in their powder room. When you go in someone’s house, and next to the toilet they have a huge basket of magazines, I find that repellent. I recommend against straining while reading.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

I personally couldn't care less who's in the stall next to me as long as I don't have to see what you're doing in there.

What is it with girls?” Elliot said, splitting a smile between us. “I swear, I’ve never known a girl who could go to the bathroom alone.” He leaned forward and grinned conspiratorially. “Let me in on the secret. Seriously. I’ll pay you five bucks each.” He reached for his back pocket. “Ten, if I can come along and see what the big deal is.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever.

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

I think it's weird going to the toilet in clothes. I don't like it.

The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those who don't.

To go where the King goes afoot (i.e. to the stool).

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

The rule in music land is never doody in the bus and never doody in the RV.

The only really firm rule of taste about cross dressing is that neither sex should ever wear anything they haven't yet figured out how to go to the bathroom in.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.