Librarians as a race tend to be tedious.
I don't like business talkers, you know, people who are constantly like, 'Blah blah blah movies.' I find it incredibly boring.
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.
Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes.
A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.
Never ask a bore a question.
I would rather take hellebore than spend a conversation with a good, little man.
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
