Annoying Habits Quotes

If you think I'm annoying and preachy now, you should have known me in grade school.

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.

The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone conversations. It can very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.

Allowing an unimportant mistake to pass without a comment is a wonderful social grace ... Children who have the habit of constantly correcting should be stopped before they grow up to drive spouses and everyone else crazy by interrupting stories to say, 'No, dear -- it was Tuesday, not Wednesday.

People who wave digital cameras at shows are the same people who sit in front of you at hockey games and wear those giant foam-rubber fingers that say, We're number one!'

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

One of the problems, hanging out with me, is that I can turn any topic into a toxic horror story. I've lost two girlfriends and a job by reading an ingredients label out loud, with annotations, at the wrong time.

But ice-crunching and loud gum-chewing, together with drumming on tables, and whistling the same tune 70 times in succession, because they indicate an indifference on the part of the perpetrator to the rest of the world in general, are not only registered on the delicate surfaces of the brain but eat little holes in it until it finally collapses or blows up.

Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody like that to a movie but you don't realize until you get there that you're with somebody like that? Brand new movie. First day it's open. You're there together and the entire time they're sitting there: Where's she going? Why'd he do that? Is he mad at her? I don't know, let's watch and find out together shall we? You know who you are. You're denying it right now: I do not do that. Why is she saying that?. What's she gonna say next?

People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table.

Nobody likes a whistler, particularly not the divinity that shapes our ends.

Chatterers are a menace.

I hate people eating on film. I hate it even worse on the radio, when people eat on the radio. I just can't stand it.

There's nothing stupider than bursting into song for seven seconds and then falling silent again.

At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance

I drove my mother crazy because I'd juggle the apples in the fruit bowl and take a bite out of one or two.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I'm a slightly obnoxious person.

A very little thief of occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience.

I'll be out having a good time and stick my gum on the side of my cup - I know, it's a horrible habit - and people will steal the cup.

I'm quite annoying and can't imagine what it would be like living with me 24/7.

I hate mouth noises of all kinds - chewing, swallowing, gum smacking, heavy breathing.