Stain Removal Quotes

You can't really dust for vomit.

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

I had the biggest dry-cleaning bill on 'Daybreak' because I was always on the run and spilling coffee on myself.

I'm a very good laundress when I have to be.

But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out.

When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out.

I know what it's like to wash my clothes in a Chevron station.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

My sheets had never been so clean as they had in the past few months. I hardly got them on again before something else happened and I was feverishly ripping them off and stuffing them in the wash with double amounts of soap and all the "extra" buttons pushed: extra wash, extra rinse, extra water, extra spin, extra protection against things that go bump in the night.

People are saying: 'the Argentina uniform should not be stained.' Forget about it. The Argentina uniform is already pretty stained.

People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?"

I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.

I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry.

The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing.

My T-shirts wrinkle because I sweat a lot.

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover.

Oily marks appear on walls / Where pleasure moments hung before

The prayers of God's saints strengthen the unborn generation against the desolating waves of sin and evil.

I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

I like the dry-cleaners. I like the sense of refreshment and renewal. I like the way dirty old torn clothes are dumped, to be returned clean and wholesome in their slippery transparent cases. Better than confesssion any day. Here there is a true sense of rebirth, redemption, salvation.

Long live your laundry!

Everything truly important is washable.