Wall Street is the only place that people ride in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
O world, how apt the poor are to be proud!
It would astonish if not amuse the older citizens to learn that I (a strange, friendless, uneducated, penniless boy, working at ten dollars per month) have been put down as the candidate of pride, wealth, and aristocratic family distinction.
Well, it'd certainly be fascinating if we discovered that gays were better at being married than heterosexuals are. Talk about irony.
My friends, there are no friends.
I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don’t talk politics.
See, the poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and looking like the rich. And what do the rich dream of?? Losing weight and looking like the poor.
I don't want to speak for my movies; you could say my movies are just completely silly and dumb, but in the case of 'Idiocracy' and 'Borat,' without a doubt there is a really subversive and sophisticated assault on American culture.
Humor is based on the way a man looks at life's ironies, and being a member of a minority group can certainly be ironic.
Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.
I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)
Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.
There's not even real *popularity* at my school." "That," Coli said emphatically, "is a sentence that has only ever been spoken by popular people.
Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?
Sadly, the pernicious ironies of privilege talk are generally lost on those who claim to be most aware of privilege.
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
Th' dead ar-re always pop'lar. I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an' refuse to help his fam'ly, all in wan night.
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
As the horsepower in modern automobiles steadily rises, the congestion of traffic steadily lowers the average possible speed of your car. This is known as Progress.
One of the great ironies of the social media era is that some of the least social people in the world created it.
Nowadays, it is fashionable for agents to be out. When you call them, they're always "out." It's in, you see, to be out. If they're in, they're out. So, they're always out. That way, they'll be in.
