Speaking of poison gas... I say we round up all the drug addicts and gas them!
Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.
I think these Al-Qaida terrorists need to be forcibly converted to Christianity ... It's the only thing that can probably turn them into human beings
I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.
I'm from Arkansas, so I didn't even know who Howard Stern was until I was about 18 or 19. I only kind of knew what I had heard about him; then I saw him doing his thing. That's what I really liked about him.
Potentially, I would be very interested in being a shock jock, though Ofcom might be tricky. Some of the American stuff is appalling, wild stuff, crazy conspiracy theories.
Radio is more powerful the closer we mimic the way we actually speak to each other. That's why Howard Stern is such a great radio talent. People on his show are actually speaking to each other. You might not like what they're saying, but they're real conversations.
I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.
I'm not a shock jock. I never ambush anybody. I just speak my mind and my heart and my soul.
While I understand the Howard Stern comparisons to help contextualize my craft for other people, and while I relate to the moral stance he took against a bigger corporate machine, that's probably where our similarities stop.
A bloke like Kyle Sandilands, he's never boring.
I'm not a shock jock at all.
I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan.
If you listen to Howard Stern, go back and listen to Lenny Bruce, so you can hear what real talent is.
Hillary Clinton, the most Godless woman in the Senate, right out of the Marxist playbook...
My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s era shock jock who all the teenage boys listened to in my school.
There's not a lot of other stuff I admire about his content, but there's something about Howard Stern and his perseverance in a very difficult industry. He does tickle me in certain ways with humor.
I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock.
Limbaugh hosts a radio show. His job is to shock people.
I have no desire to spend my off-hours listening to other shows. Unless it's Howard Stern, of course.
People look at me weird because I'm a Howard Stern fan, but he's very misunderstood. It's the first thing I do when I get in my car at a tournament - just pray that I get Howard 100 on Sirius or XM.
Howard Stern is one of my idols.
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
I am not a shock jock pastry chef. I don't create desserts using strange ingredients just for the sake of doing so, like so many of my colleagues in the industry.
Sometimes I think that Rush Limbaugh is the dumbest man in America. This happens whenever I take him at face value and forget that he is basically an entertainer with contempt for his audience. He will tell them anything.
