Sexual Relationships Quotes

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

Prostitutes for pleasure, concubines for service, wives for breeding.

Sex contains all, Bodies, Souls, meanings, proofs, purities, delicacies, results, promulgations, Songs, commands, health, pride, the maternal mystery, the seminal milk; All hopes, benefactions, bestowals, All the passions, loves, beauties, delights of the earth, All the governments, judges, gods, follow'd persons of the earth, These are contain'd in sex, as parts of itself, and justifications of itself.

people talk about 'sex' as though it hopped about by itself, like a frog!

I came from a generation where women were almost deified, and like Groucho Marx's line, "I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member", I thought, "I wouldn't want to sleep with a woman who would sleep with me!" It took me a long time to work my way through that.

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

It's smart to be friends with one's sex partner but dumb to have sex with one's friends.

Sexual attraction makes the strangest bedfellows of all.

Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

Even in the era of AIDS, sex raises no unique moral issues at all. Decisions about sex may involve considerations about honesty, concern for others, prudence, and so on, but there is nothing special about sex in this respect, for the same could be said of decisions about driving a car. (In fact, the moral issues raised by driving a car, both from an environmental and from a safety point of view, are much more serious than those raised by sex.)

Feminism is ridiculous. Feminists are silly idealists who want to be on top. There is no real equality in sexual relationships - someone always wins.

When you're 19, a threesome is normal. It's fun.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

Even if you don't acknowledge it, people die, and guys sleep with girls. That's just how it is.

Is it OK not to be a virgin, yes. Most people aren’t virgins, Min. That’s why there’s people to begin with.

It is vice to go to bed with someone you are not married to or have someone of your own sex or to get money for having sex with someone who does not appeal to you-incidentally, the basis of half the marriages of my generation.

I'm in favor of any form of sexual relationship that gives pleasure to those involved. And I have never heard a convincing argument to the contrary.

Virginity, albeit some highly prize it, Compared with marriage, had you tried them both, Differs as much as wine and water doth.

I'm not sleeping with all the women I appear with.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

I've slept with a couple of people and made some poor choices and put things in jeopardy with... what I was happy with, and that's my own fault. I've got no one else to blame about that stuff.

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.