The commerce in sexual stimulation and auto-eroticism, for its own sake, unrelated to marriage, procreation, or familial relations is an evil, an obscenity... detrimental to the health and morality of the state
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised.
Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
Yesterday, I masturbated for 45 minutes... with salad tongs.
Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.
American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.
I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box.
Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
