Round Quotes

I was this roly-poly kid at school.

Once upon a time the world was round, and you could go on it around and around.

People are always going to say, 'Who's he beat? He's only beat Cowboy.' So what you're trying to tell me is Cowboy is a nobody? Cowboy will be remembered as one of the greatest fighters of all time. And I beat him in one round.

You are never going to top boxing at Wembley stadium.

In boxing, everybody has their favorites.

Who will dance on the floor in the round?

I hope I can improve. I'm far from perfect. Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I fought myself. I think it would be a one-round KO. But if I was fighting myself, I know I could take my best punch. No, make that two rounds. I would knock myself out in two rounds.

I've always loved polka dots. Ah, oui. It is a joyful shape, the polka dot. It is alive.

I'm not itching for a fight. But I'm just saying when I see the other guy putting on his boxing gloves and, you know, you've got dancing around in the ring, I kind of suspect that maybe a fight's coming.

The way I see it, thinking about the position of the club during the swing is about the worst way to play golf. It makes you tight and defensive, which kills your natural speed and rhythm. Although there's obvious value to minding your technique, at best you'll play an OK round. Where's the fun in that?

The third man in the ring makes boxing possible.

Once that bell rings you're on your own. It's just you and the other guy.

This is boxing, everybody fights everybody.

I have always been too round to do fashion shows.

I've got Pat 'HD' Barry in my corner.

Boxing is one of the few sports that is one on one.

Most people have been on a baseball diamond and a basketball court. At least once in their life, they've walked across a football field. But relatively few people have ever set foot inside a boxing ring.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

We took a dive in the tenth round of the Gulf War.

Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.