I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
When I lived in New Zealand I took my then girlfriend to Tahiti - which is a lot easier to get to from there than it is from England.
My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.
I finally had a honeymoon with my husband in Italy.
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Prague is the Paris of the '90s.
I guess my perfect day would be relaxing with my wife somewhere peaceful and secluded, or just lounging on the couch and watching TV.
Come away with me, he said, we will live on a desert island. I said, I am a desert island. It was not what he had in mind.
Literally, my honeymoon was driving to Chicago.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.
I wanna kiss you in Paris I wanna hold your hand in Rome
Baby, let's cruise, let's flow, let's glide.
My music came right on time. It was romantic Mediterranean music addressed to all the people who wanted to go on holiday.
I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.
Let's run away to Venice, and hide out in an old movie theater. We can dye our hair blonde, so no one will ever find us!
Today my winged horse is coming and I am carrying you off to the moon and on the moon we will eat rose petals.
I like Cornwall and particularly the Isle of Mull on the west coast of Scotland where I got married. It's absolutely beautiful.
In terms of the fantasy wedding thing, I can kind of cross off the island beach thing. Maybe at sunset or something.
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
[O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine.
I want to be with my wife. Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in a beautiful and warm place. I'm a romantic guy.
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.
I do want an expensive honeymoon. Not because I'm extravagant, but because a honeymoon is a solemn, important thing ... a symbol. And it ought to be done -- well, adequately.
I went to Australia and did a three day hike with my fiance through the wilderness, which was nice.