romantic difficulties Quotes

Sex problems never are, they are troubles of the heart.

A lot of my emotional issues come from dealing with the opposite sex. I've come to terms with the fact that I'll be retired before I can finally enter into a healthy relationship.

It's tough enough to have a relationship, and it hurts enough to have it not work.

I heard you've been having some problems with your girlfriend." Headmistress Northcutt says. "No," I say. "Not at all." Audrey broke up with me after the winter holiday, exhausted by my moodiness. It's impossible to have problems with a girlfriend who's no longer mine.

She just wished loving him didn’t always have to be so hard.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

As a man gets older, if he knows what is good for him, the women he likes are getting older too. The trouble is that most of them are married.

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.

I think a lot of ladies get quite scared about people like me, 'rock stars', and it can be hard to meet the right sort of person.

A good man is hard to find," she said wistfully. "Not everyone is as lucky as you are.