Protective Clothing Quotes

Nothing gives a person more confidence... than to be zipped snugly inside a bee suit.

Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch

Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.

A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."

When I'm ready to fight, my opponent has a better chance of surviving a forest fire wearing gasoline drawers.

Man seems to be the only animal whose food soils him, making necessary much washing and shield-like bibs and napkins. Moles living in the earth and eating slimy worms are yet as clean as seals or fishes, whose lives are one perpetual wash.

I don't tan on my upper thighs, so when I first wore those [ cut-off jean short shorts] I look like I was walking on two cans of milk.

You'd better put sunblock on that skeleton head of yours. You're gonna fry." -Bobby

The first thing to know about playing baseball in Michigan is, Michigan's really cold.

When a male stunt performer falls down a flight of stairs, he has a lot of clothes on and can wear all this padding. But because actresses never have a lot of clothes on - they are always falling in their underwear - you can't wear any padding whatsoever.

I wanted to wear the most impenetrable suit of armour ever known to mankind. 'Hello, Mr. Rotten...' You can't say anything about me. You can't put me down in any way shape or form - I'm rotten to the core... you know, what's left for you? Pleasantries? I suppose the worst insult you could sling my way is 'Oh, he's really nice, him.'

One woman told me that every time she wears Lanvin, men fall in love with her. Another told me she wore Lanvin to face her husband's lawyer because she felt protected. If I can make men fall in love with women and if I can protect women, I think I can die peacefully.

As I got older I looked at the world and I realised, we need armour. So my jewellery and clothes became my armour

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.

When I'm in the field, when I'm working, I keep very careful notes. I wear big shirts with big breast pockets, and I carry in them two little spiral notebooks.

If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.

I'm not big on flak jackets and tie-dyed shirts. You know, that's not me.

I wanted to make the world's greatest football undershirt. But I realized that no team sport had equipment for apparel. Apparel was an afterthought.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

But Nightshirts aren't dangerous," Pippi assured her. "They don't bite anybody except in self defense.

I'm personally opposed to a deep tan because I like to feel blond all over.

It's almost like putting armor on a woman. It's a very psychological way of dressing.

Whether you like the look or not, that tailcoat is a tough shell, a suit of armour. The posh boy is a hardy species.

Avoid activities outdoor. If you like to take an afternoon nap sleep under bed net. So these are measures that can be done to minimize [the] chance of infection [with Zika virus].