Presidential Election Quotes

Don’t any of you realize that there is only one life between this madman and the Presidency.

You know, for one glorious half hour, I was the mother of the president-elect.

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.

After meditation and prayer ... I conclude with melancholy that God lays upon me the revolting duty of voting for the numbskull, [Warren] Gamaliel [Harding], on the first Tuesday in November.

If Donald Trump ran for President, it would be great for us comedians. It would not be good for anybody else, but it would be terrific for us.

I put it out before the American people, got 306 electoral college votes…270 which you need, that was laughable. We got 306 because people came out and voted like they’ve never seen before so that’s the way it goes. I guess it was the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan.

I think he could win, absolutely. I think he could win because there's Trump supporters out there who aren't even revealing themselves as such. For me, that's a scary prospect because I think he'd be a disastrous president.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

The United States ought to be able to choose for its president anybody that it wants, regardless of the number of terms he has served.

I'm really excited about the prospect of a woman president of the United States.

If I am nominated [for the presidency], I will not run. If I am elected, I will not serve. But if you beg me, I just might reconsider.

When it comes time to go into the booth, I will be writing down President Mike Bloomberg.

I think if Hillary Clinton had come on 'Fox & Friends,' she would have gotten so many more votes, especially if she had done it over and over and over.

A woman running for President. There is not a thing in the Constitution to prohibit it. I cannot vote but I can be voted for.

I would never say John Kerry would be a great president. I will say that George Bush has divided us; he has filled this country with hatred.

South Carolina put George H.W. Bush into the White House. But George W. Bush into the White House and sent Jeb Bush back to Miami.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

Samuel J. Tilden says we are a nation of thieves and rascals. If that is so he ought to be President.

The hardest thing about a presidential election is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.

If something awful happens to the President, we’ll get another President.

Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes.

If you can't control these rumheads when you're their candidate, how the hell do you expect to control them if you become President?

If we didn't have the Electoral College there would have been no George W. Bush presidency. Algore would have been elected. The Democrats have not gotten over that, and they never will get over the recount, the aftermath of that election in 2000. They are still animated by it today. It is a significant portion of the rage and anger they carry around with them every day, so they want to get rid of it.

What I find shocking is that there's this thought process that Hillary Clinton is going to be president of the United States, and to even think of Donald Trump is a joke.

On a pure entertainment level, if I'm going to choose to listen to a presidential candidate speak on a Saturday night, it's going to be Donald Trump over Bernie Sanders by a landslide!