You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread
If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.
I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.
Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!
Literally nobody bakes in my family.
