Motor Vehicle Operation Quotes

I've been driving since I was 19 years old.

When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.

I'm a standup comedian who can't drive. I have never learned. I don't trust my hand-eye coordination. You're looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his own head during a routine catching practice; I don't think it's a great idea to have me in control of a high-speed metal death robot.

The last job I applied for was to be a bus driver for the Chicago Transit Authority in 1957.

I am hopeless with machinery. I could never learn to drive a car except into a wall.

My Dad has given me a lot of advice, but this advice comes especially from the attitude point of view. He's never told me how to drive a car, how to do a corner, nothing like that. He believe this comes from the talent. You are born with it or you are not born with it.

I never learned to ride a bicycle, and it is too late now. I never learned to drive. I never learned to swim.

I remember doing one of those computer careers tests. It told me I'd make an ideal HGV lorry driver because I've got 100 per cent spatial awareness. I'd be able to back them into tight parking spots.

I don't know how to drive.

It's not a gender thing. You can pick anyone off the street and it depends on his or her own character how they can drive a car.

Art historical reference is like learning to drive a car - you always know how to drive even though you're not analysing how.

I never had a chance to learn how to drive.

Getting in and out of the car with the halo takes a bit of experience. I struggled initially, but after a few trial runs I was fine.

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!