Golf Cart Quotes

It's cool now to play golf.

I don't golf. I've never golfed. I will never golf.

It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred by the irons of a hundred dubs, smiled greenly up at the azure sky.

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.

I've done this commercial with Arnold Palmer. He doesn't play that much anymore, but it'd be fun to have him in the cart.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

I really have fun playing golf.

I'm an avid golfer.

I'm a golfer - not an athlete.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart.

I like to go out on the golf course and talk, cut up, and tell jokes.

When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

I'm obsessed with golf, so I love going to play golf.

He who have the fastest cart never have to play a bad lie.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

Fortunately, I can play a lot of golf with my job.

I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It's like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night.

I played golf all over Detroit.

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.

I really, really want a golf cart, but I know that won't happen.