Mother-In-Law Quotes

My mother-in-law thinks I'm more beautiful than all the other faces around. She keeps encouraging me to take up more work.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them and makes it hard for them to live together. But the fact that in civilized societies mothers-in-law are such a favourite subject for jokes seems to me to suggest that the emotional relation involved includes sharply contrasted components. I believe, that is, that this relation is in fact an 'ambivalent' one, composed of conflicting affectionate and hostile impulses.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.

Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with him, and they are talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. You have your mother-in-law and Hillary Clinton. Sounds like smooth sailing to me.

I should, many a good day, have blown my brains out, but for the recollection that it would have given pleasure to my mother-in-law.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

Until Ranveer was born in August 2005, three years into our marriage, I was working in Hindi or South Indian films. After marriage, I began learning how to run a house. My mother wanted to teach me the basics, but I was never home. So when my mother-in-law taught me chores, it was hard to adjust.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in harmony with her times. She's pretty stiff competition for the plain young matron who's overweight and under-financed. If there is going to be friction in this relationship, it could start from envy and resentment in the younger woman. But Father Time is on her side, even if Mother Nature played her a dirty trick

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

Even before marriage I used cook delicious dishes for my wife and mother-in-law on Jamai Sasthi.

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

I love my mother-in-law and I think I'm a really good one, too.

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something.

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies.

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.