Medical Checkup Quotes

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

I'm doing great heart-wise. I get a complete stress test once a year, and those have gone well. I have stents in two arteries, and they are holding up. My other arteries haven't shown any additional clogging.

Tell your friends to get their hearts checked.

I still have my [flight] license and I can still pass a flight physical.

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

After the pancreatic cancer, at first I went to N.I.H. every three months, then every four months, then every six months.

When my husband turned 40, I was obsessed. 'Has he had his medical checkup?' He needed to go to the doctor; he needed to go to the dentist. Any little cough, I was really on him. Then he turned 40, and I thought, 'Maybe that's why I've been so obsessed with his health!'

Your temperature's normal, though I'd say it's the only thing about you that is.

Don't sit around playing Mr. Tough Guy. Don't say 'It's going to go away'... It's just important - just go get checked out. It's not like you're going to lose your manhood.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

If you could still run and play, there's no reason to go see a doctor, right?

I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There is no shame in being tested for AIDS. It’s an important thing.

I'm a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you're OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.

I am an advocate for going to the doctor and going every year. I make sure that part of the checkup is spent talking about my heart with my doctor, and getting my numbers checked, and discussing the results. And I make sure that I understand the answers to my questions.

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light!

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood. But you don't have to go to Planned Parenthood to get your cholesterol or your blood pressure checked. If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that's well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does.

I questioned her further, and eventually got to talk to her doctor. And her doctor sort of shook his head and he said, 'I have examined her for throat cancer at least 15 times in the past few years.

I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.

People who have visions should go see a doctor.

Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.)

I go to the doctor every four months to get my blood work done to make sure everything is working right.

People with visions should go to the doctor.

I was ill. I was told I was stressed, so I had to get everything checked out. I didn't think I was, but someone told me I was. As a result, I went to get a blood test. I'd never had one before, so I held my breath when I was getting it done. That caused me to go into a fit.