It costs money to stay healthy, but it’s even more expensive to get sick.
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
Our sixth child, MariaVictoria, when she was born, before any of us could hand MariaVictoria to my wife Rachel, Uncle Sam stepped in and handed her a bill for $43,000.
God cures and the doctor sends the bill.
I broke two knuckles in my right hand when I gave Jean-Claude Van Damme an attitude adjustment. I got nothing except a medical bill.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Medicine: "Your money and your life!
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room.
