Marriage Cost Quotes

Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

My wife was an opera singer, you know. She bellowed her way through Wagner as a Valkyrie. I married her and made her give up the theatre, to my eternal cost. She was to go on acting for myself alone. A performance at his own expense, lasting for more than twenty years, tends to wear out your spectator.

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him.

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.

And there’s one more thing to be aware of ” Cam said with a wintry softness that disguised all hint of feeling. “If you succeed in marrying her we’re not losing a sister. You’re gaining an entire family—who will protect her at any cost.

In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, womans premium is a husband, she pays for it with her name, her privacy, her self-respect, her very life, until death doth part.

I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

I cannot afford to, as my curates cost too much. If a curate proves unsatisfactory I can get rid of him. A wife is a fixture.