Bodybuilders' cocks are the same size as everyone else's.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Men! She could not understand why so many women feared them. Hadn't the gods made them with the most vurnerable part of their guts hanging right out of their bodies, like a misplaced bit of bowel? Kick them there and they curled up like snails. Caress them there and their brains melted.
You need a prostate to understand,” I said.
If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.
I always say, men's ankles are kind of like men's version of cleavage. That's what I think, because it's sexy. It shows, like, you dare to go there.
I scowled defensively. "My conversations don't usually include the subject of erections." "Too bad," he said. "All the best conversations do.
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
Male urination really is a kind of accomplishment, an arc of transcendance. A woman merely waters the ground she stands on.
If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look a lot longer.
Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one.
See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.
The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.)
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!
Anytime I am around a male body part it is kind of exiting.
The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure.
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.
Like most men, I'm a life support system for a phallus.
Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.
It's as clear as the balls on a tall dog.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
