ironic Quotes

Basic Instinct 2' is an uneasy experience because, although it is hyper-reflexive to the point where it is hard to think of one character, one scene, one plot twist that isn't a reference or an echo, there is nothing knowing about it. No matter how absurd the film gets, it refuses to raise its eyebrows.

W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.

It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.

Sarcasm is an abuse of the intellect.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

The passive ironic attitude is not cool or romantic, but pathetic and destructive.

Future historians will find it ironic that we had so many debates about climate change when something else was about to smash us.

People, particularly over-moralistic Americans, have often seen me as a pessimist and humourless to boot, yet I think I have an almost maniacal sense of humour. The problem is that it's rather deadpan.

I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.

I tend to do stuff that is in some way tongue in cheek or humorous or has a kind of wry side to it.

Westminster's hardly a billboard for people-centred politics. Given its makeup, the term 'Commons' is pretty ironic, too.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.