Internet Slang Quotes

I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing?

I'm from the Internet.

'Savage' is a trait that might get you into business school or retweeted 10,000 times. It's what a kid might say after somebody does something awesome or gnarly or fierce: 'Oh, that's savage!' It's the skate park. It's the high-school cafeteria. It's the YouTube comments section.

I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.

I am the queen of hashtags! I love hashtags. I think in hashtags. I wish I could write everything in hashtag.

The truth is that the performative nature of social media can turn even the simplest conversations into a WWE style cage match with emojis and Internet slang taking the place of pratfalls and over the top costumes.

isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!

These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet: 'You Walt Whitman-ing, Edna St. Vincent Millay! Go Emily Dickinson your mom!' 'Thanks for the advice, you pathetic piece of E.E. Cummings, but I think I'm gonna pass.' 'You Robert Frost-ing Nikki Giovanni! Get a life, nerd. You're a virgin.' 'Hey bro, you need to go outside and get some fresh air into you. Or a girlfriend.' I need to get a girlfriend into me? I think that shows a fundamental lack of comprehension about how babies are made.

I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet.

As a teenager, I used to use the nickname 'Moo' as a moniker online, and then I turned into 'Moot' for fun, which I didn't even realize was a real word at the time, and it just stuck with me.

I get 'Hodor' tweeted at me a lot.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

Whatever, bro. We both had a long day. Too much drama. I'll TTYS." I wanted to ridicule him for using chatspeak IRL, but I found myself lacking the energy.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.

Pics or it didn't happen." "Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame.

I'll be honest: I don't even really know what 'Netflix and chill' means.

Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that.

The one thing about internet language, people join it, and what quickly evolves is an 'internet dialect,' as it were.

Juno: Honest to blog?