Idiots Quotes

First, God made idiots, but that was just for practice. Then he made school boards.

Lottery men do also tax themselves in the general, though out of hopes of Advantage in particular: A Lottery therefore is properly a Tax upon unfortunate self-conceited fools; men that have good opinion of their own luckiness, or that have believed some Fortune-teller or Astrologer, who had promised them great success about the time and place of the Lottery …. Now because the world abounds with this kinde of fools, it is not fit that every man that will may cheat every man that would be cheated; but it is rather ordained, that the Sovereign should have the Guardianship of these fools, or that some Favourite should beg the Sovereigns right of taking advantage of such men’s folly, even as in the case of Lunaticks and Idiots.

If you want to reach a large audience, appeal to idiots.

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

It's wonderful to be hated by idiots.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

When I see an idiot in high station I will add such terrors to his elevation as I can. I will put as many thorns in his crown as the leisure that I can snatch from the pressure of other pleasures will permit me to weave in; and neither the deprecation of his friends nor his own retaliatory lies shall stop the good work.

I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.

If bearing a reputation as a weirdo is all it takes to be a genius, I'm a shoo-in. Come to think of it, half the people I know are geniuses - the other half, peculiarly enough, idiots.

The moment the very name of Ireland is mentioned, the English seem to bid adieu to common feeling, common prudence, and common sense, and to act with the barbarity of tyrants, and the fantasy of idiots.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

Sixty two thousand four hundred repetitions make one truth. Idiots!

Battles are not won as frequently by geniuses as they are lost by idiots.

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do.

Our Constitution protects the rights of people to make abject idiots of themselves. 

The shortest distance between two idiots is a conga line.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art and culture is concerned.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Management is nature's way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

When I wrote 'The West Wing,' the juice behind it was that in popular culture, our leaders in government are generally portrayed as Machiavellian, or as idiots. I thought, well, how about writing about a group of hyper-competent people?

You get what I call the natural progression, the three Is. The innovators, the imitators, and the idiots.