JOEL MADDEN

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

I'm just a really normal, sensitive kind of go-about-my business everyday kinda guy. People see the tattoos, and they either read things or they see things and they don't really know that I'm just this guy that gets up and makes coffee in the morning and hangs out with his friends and walks his dog and reads his Bible and goes about his day.

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

My kids are so cute when they pray.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.

I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm really adamant about the kids seeing the grandparents, so like, I can see my grandkids, you know what I mean?

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, and make music and whatever.

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

I don't see the necessity to be friends with anyone you've dated, but definitely out of respect of the time, you have to be kind of respectful, and that's what I try to do.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it.

I'm not for every woman, you know. Because a lot of women - I mean, obviously, your first thing is, 'What do you want your guy to look like?' And I'm not the tall, dark, handsome guy.

It's always a bit much, being in a band with your brother. We fight all the time, but it's kind of comical.

I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me.

The way that you parent, you ease into every stage.

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.

Every girl I've ever dated I have respect for, and I always try to leave them in good terms.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be.

I've grown a lot as a singer and a songwriter, but also as a person. I communicate better with my band, and our relationships are stronger and closer.