Health Advice Quotes

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill.

Tell your friends to get their hearts checked.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I'm a vegetarian, but now, on my doctor's orders, I have begun eating egg white.

Celebrities might be experts when it comes to working the red carpet, but relying on them to guide your health and wellness can be a slippery slope.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you: Don't smoke! Whatever you do, just don't smoke!

The Health Commissioner has given us good advice. It's smarter to keep the COVID patients separate. You don't want a person who goes into a hospital with one situation developing COVID because they happened to be exposed.

I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Drink lots of water - at least 2 litres a day.

The literature of menopause is the saddest, the most awful, and the most medical of all genres. You're sleepless, you're anxious, you're fat, you're depressed - and the advice is always the same: take more walks, eat some kale, and drink lots of water. It didn't help.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

People comment on my pictures, 'Stay healthy.'

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.

Avoid fatty foods, Bensonhurst, and hair care products.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Worried about a skin condition? Leap smartly into a bath of porridge.

I've been on social media for quite a long time, maybe because I've been sending out nutrition information.

I tell people in Chicago to take care of themselves.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

The Surgeon General tells us that we should eat less fat and more fiber. Did you ever take a good look at him? He didn’t get that spare tire around his waist by eating trail mix.

Every woman over fifty should stay in bed until noon.

I am not qualified to talk about the diet. Simply because I am not a dietician.

It doesn't do to eat too much before a performance.