Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.
