Gift Idea Quotes

For Secret Santa a few years ago, I bought one of the lads I used to play with a block of cheese.

When you're going to meet your man's mom and dad, it's always nice to bring them something homemade and from the heart.

I have a lot of respect for PM Narendra Modi, as he works hard day and night and doesn't sleep more than 4 hours. So I am thinking of gifting him chewing gum, as he will chew that and will take rest and take care of his health.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

I have given myself a Tesla for my 60th birthday.

A book is a wonderful present. Though it may grow worn, it will never grow old.

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year."

I collect skulls; I think that a beautiful skull is a really good gift for a guy.

It would just be nice to buy my dad a caravan.

For Tim Burton's birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it!

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

I did 'The Frank Skinner Show,' and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen.

I love Jo Malone. I got the Orange Blossom scent as a gift many years ago, and I fell in love with it. It's very light, natural, sweet. It's there but not that obvious.

Isn't it funny - why is it called a tennis bracelet? It doesn't seem very tennis, does it?

He found a stuffed animal, a fluffy wolf with bright blue eyes, and was immediately drawn to it. "I want to get this for her. It is telling me it needs to go home with us." Francesca laughed at him.

I think deerskin work gloves are the answer to everything. You can give them to someone who gardens or someone who works outside. And you can give them to someone who grills; they're great for grilling. I wear them all the time, 24/7.