They don't make coats for this kind of cold
Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls
Yorkshire weather can turn quickly. At one Auld Lang Syne race, it dropped to -16C. The frost turned everybody's hair grey. I couldn't take my shoes off, as my laces had frozen solid.
Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.
We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
Not for no cold did freeze, Nor any cloud beguile Th'eternal flowering spring
We have had a very severe frost and deep snow this month. My thermometer was one day fourteen degrees and a half below the freezing point, within doors.
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
The first snowball I froze was put in my mother's deep freeze when I was in my early 20s.
It gets cold here in the Ozarks in the winter. There are often warm winter days, but there are also weeks when the temperature never climbs above freezing.
Having glue stuck to your face in winter is not fun. It freezes as it hits the skin.
My breath in the cold air was bleach that accidentally spilled on a black t-shirt.