Free Admission Quotes

If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay.

Although you might have to creep about at night and lie to your mum it’s actually one of the more honest art forms available. There is no elitism or hype, it exhibits on the best walls a town has to offer and nobody is put off by the price of admission.

When we build a public library, we don't have to pay to get in, but when we build a stadium, we have to pay the owner every time we go to a game.

I would come here, too. Who doesn't want a free ride? I want to ride in the carnival for free all day long and put my whole family on welfare.

If I ever go to West Africa, it would probably be for a free concert. I would want to do something for the people there. Maybe we can make a whole event, the way Bob Marley would have done it. Just for the people. And if they climb over the gate, let them climb over the gate.

The nice thing about the gallery shows is that without having to pay any money you can just go and see it.

I grew up going to movies. My daddy was the projectionist, so we got in for free.

For my money, all theatre should be free.

I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

I haven't been to a movie since somebody gave me free tickets to Star Wars, which I went to.

To be admitted to Nature's hearth costs nothing. None is excluded, but excludes himself. You have only to push aside the curtain.

If you're a member of my family, whether immediate or extended, and you want to see my show, don't.

I sing the 'Star Spangled Banner,' so I can get into football, basketball and baseball games for free.

We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free.

This is the Great Theatre of Life. Admission is free, but the taxation is mortal. You come when you can, and leave when you must. The show is continuous. Goodnight.

I should like to make myself free to all who care to attend my lectures.