Flight Discomfort Quotes

I flew everywhere for the first 10 years of my career, and I started to not like commercial transport. I just don't feel safe.

The hardest part about traveling for work is that I'm a big guy, so traveling is sometimes uncomfortable for me.

I didn't bring my headphones, I'd watched the two movies they had played and I was just like, 'Can we please find a donor that wants to give us a private jet? This is not Okay.'

I'm an appalling flyer. I get very tense, although I no longer weep uncontrollably for no reason - I just sob if there's turbulence.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.

I may be developing aerophobia as I get older, or maybe I'm just becoming middle aged, because I find flying an increasingly unpleasant way of travelling. I would much rather drive than fly.

I don't really like long flights any more - I find them too tiring. Flying always involves the same things these days - huge crowds at airports, waiting around, late take-offs, weather problems, and so on. I don't really enjoy travelling. I don't imagine anyone does except young children.

There are not many things I find more disgusting than recycled airplane air.

After about 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to my self, "Man, you made a big mistake."

Flying commercial airlines has become an all-too-often unpleasant experience.

You know what this is?" Lula said. "This here's plane rage." Plane rage isn't allowed. It got taken off the allowed activities list along with eating. If you make a scene they'll hual you off in leg irons." Stephanie said. I'm tired of being stapped in here, too," Lula said. "This seat belt's too tight and it's giving me gas." Anything else?" There's no movie.

If the plane moves, some turbulence, I am nervous flyer.

When I go to the U.S., the flights are long, and they do affect the body clock, but they are worth it.

Airports and 'leg room' on planes are a form of medieval torture.

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a good flier.

It's always freezing on planes.

I'm not sure if I could bear to go on an aeroplane again. It's not my concern for the welfare of the planet. It's not even the long check-in times and queuing. No, it's the humiliation of the security process that has finally done it for me.

Transatlantic flights are unflattering. Hairstyles flop. Makeup melts away. Faces shrivel or swell from dehydration, and contact lenses give way to spectacles.

People don't really look forward to flying that much. It's like they want to get to the place, but they don't look forward to the experience.

Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror.

Getting on a plane and discovering that your seat belt won't fit around you was a moment of extreme horror. It was very hard to ignore.