Facial Hair Removal Quotes

I have sensitive skin, so I don't use regular razors. The Yankees make us stay cleanly shaven!

It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.

I believe men's faces come in two kinds: Faces that need a blade, and faces that need an electric. I never was happy with an electric. I became pizzaneck.

One of these days you're going to wake up," William finally said, "and I will have shaved you, Everywhere." (Paris) "Won't make a difference. Women will still want me.

I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, 'What are you doing?'

I would give my best quartet for a good razor.

I always wanted facial hair as soon as I could get it.

I do regret, as I described in my book, the time that I shaved off half of my eyebrows thinking that I could draw them in better - and they would grow back anyway.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

It's a good idea to shave for TV games.

I look stupid without a mustache.

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.