Facial Hair Quotes

Pretty much every other question I get from fans is about my hair and beard.

Being Indian-American, I have tremendous potential to grow facial hair.

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

If you're an L.C.N. guy, you don't have facial hair and you don't have long hair. You have to be neat all the time. It's the rule.

I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.'

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If you see me with a mustache in a movie or on stage in the future, you'll know that I pitched the idea.

I'm constantly trying to find new ways to get my hair out of my face.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

Every few years, I change my look for the simple reason that I get bored. If you Google Image me, you will see so many different looks: long hair, short hair, clean shaven, beard, etc.

A beardless cynic is the shame of nature.

At various times in my undercover career I had either a full beard, a short-cropped beard, Fu Manchu, a plain simple moustache or just a goatee. We did that - generally we would have a look that we would maintain for anywhere from 3 to 6 months.

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.

Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache.

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.

The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a Toothbrush mustache on a poster, you make a political statement.