Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less.
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite
Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word.
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
I can be glib and truthful all at once.
I regard everything with irony, including the face I see in the mirror when I wake up in the morning.
I'm being ironic. Don't interrupt a man in the midst of being ironic, it's not polite. There!
You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.
My whole life, people have been like, 'I don't know if you're playing or serious.'
People say that I am always serious and depressing, but it seems to me that the English are never serious - they are flippant, complacent, ineffable, but never serious, which is sometimes maddening.
I'm kind of glib.
Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.
I pass by that it is very culpable to be facetious in obscene and smutty matters.
I definitely asked too many questions of my teachers and was probably a bit facetious at times.
To be over much facetious is the accomplishment of courtiers and blemish of the wise.
I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.
Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.
I'm not serious most of the time.
Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.
