My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.
My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.
I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
I've never been given a ticket by a police man.
I'm not saying I do evil things. I'm just saying if a cop stops me when I'm speeding, sometimes - not all the time - I might get out of that ticket. Let's just say I don't have any points on my licence in Ireland, and I drive relatively quickly.
I have gotten so many tickets. I hope I don't get my license revoked.
I've been fined probably more than any driver, and I've probably paid it out of my own pocket more than any driver.
I'm a good driver.
