Driving Exam Quotes

I didn't pass my driving test till I was 38!

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

Something that I don't normally tell, and it's not necessarily because I wanna keep it from anybody - I just don't think about it - but one thing about me that not a whole lot of people know and that never really gets brought up is that I actually don't have a driver's license. I've never taken a driver's test.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

Passing my motorcycle theory test gave me a disproportionate feeling of greatness.

It was harder to get my driver's license than to get pregnant and give birth.

I actually failed my first license test. I got an automatic fail. I guess I had been doing well but she had to pull the emergency brake so obviously there was a problem. I remember them handing me my fail paper and me just bursting into tears.

I had to take the driver's test twice. And they don't make you parallel park anymore, but you can't hit the curb when you're backing up. And I hit the curb.