Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like something, they let you know - with silence.
The best parties have always been at my house in Ibiza. They start with a bit of music and a barbecue by the pool.
You ever see a bar with 200 beautiful women go broke? But I've seen a lot of bars with great DJs go broke.
Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.
Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
I love a good party.
The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called the Obamarita. Not to be confused with a cocktail inspired by John McCain, the Cosmopoligrip. And then there was one a couple of years ago inspired by George W. Bush, the Mojidiot. Of course, there was the Bill Clinton Screwdriver.
Since this was a formal undead gathering, there would be food—all kinds—drinks, dancing, and festivities, while those in power pondered whether or not to slaughter half the people around them. In other words, like a high-school prom.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I love going out. I love partying.
You can tell within a second of entering a bar if it's a place you should spend your time.
My favorite bar in New York City is called Milk and Honey, a great cocktail bar.
If you go to America, so many club nights finish at 1 A. M. and it's so lame.
We had only snacks last time, I think it was OK for a day time menu. But this time it will be late night when people gather so we should add some proper meals.
For half a century, the Sunset Strip was the asphalt timeline of American popular music. My most distinct memory, from more years ago than I'll confess to, is waiting for a table at the Olde World, which occupied a wedge of territory at Sunset and Holloway Drive, where the daiquiris became more vicious the longer you sat in the sun.
Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar.
I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place.
It's like, backstage at 'SNL,' like, if you come back after a show or something, or a lot of times even at the after-parties, we're just pretty tired and like, 'Hey, what's up.' Just getting a drink and kind of chilling out. Nothing crazy.
Try not to make every eating transgression at once. When I go out, I won't ever do both dessert and drinks. Just pick one.
I find more and more that I am a man of the 1920s. I still expect something exciting. Drinks, animated conversation, gaiety: the uninhibited exchange of ideas.
When I go to clubs, I don't have to wait outside.
As far as a cocktail, I do like good wines, basically with meals, and good champagnes.
I'm out there talking to everyone. My days are filled with breakfast, lunches, dinner and drinks.
Real is a beautiful club.
People ask me all the time what or who my influences are. To be honest, it would take a decent set of encyclopedias to get them all down. I am here today to let the world know my greatest influence, my secret ingredient, really. What inspires me? That's simple: COFFEE.
