Domestic Animal Quotes

I have a dog. It's an English mastiff called Dolly. Her middle name is Poppy.

I have a cat named Dandelion.

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting.

The cat is a dilettante in fur.

I personally won't have anything live in my house that can't move the car on street-sweeping day or grate carrots. Plus, I don't mind being talked to harshly. I want to be challenged by something more complex than a Wheaton terrier.

I have a pet goat.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

My own particular feline companion answers, or rather doesn't answer, to Cinnamon. One of my kids must have given her the name, even though she's mostly gray and white.

My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite big. She wasn't scared at all and went straight over and kissed one on the mouth! She thought they were just like her pets at home.

A harmless necessary cat.

A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.

Everybody's got a 'thing.' Some 'things' are nice and quiet. Some 'things' have fangs and claws. Some 'things' stink and have slobber everywhere.

When I was between 2 and 3 years old, I got to know my first non-human being. The non-human was a cocker spaniel named Baba. We weren't friends, Baba and I, nor enemies. He wasn't my dog. He belonged to the people my mother worked for, and he lived in the house with them and us.

In my next life, I want to be a housecat. Naps all the time!

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.