Divorce Settlement Quotes

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!

Having egregious divorces - where you just hate each other - is really the easy way out.

The wages of sin is alimony.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

My parents divorced when I was young but I was brought up in two really loving households. I didn't have a contentious relationship with my mom or dad.

My mom and dad divorced when I was 8 years old, but my Dad never left my life. We would go over there on weekends and he'd be playing his guitar, listening to Bobby Blue Bland and B. B. King and KBLX radio while he was out in the garage painting custom cars.

I think divorce doesn't necessarily bring out the best in people.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

My parents divorced when I was six but stayed close.

Using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful.

Divorce: fission after fusion.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

At the end of the day, a divorce is a divorce, and a break-up is a break-up. They are essentially small matters of the heart. They are human stories.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.

The best divorce is the kind where there are no children. That was my first divorce. You walk out the door and you never look back.

I'm not incredibly wealthy. When you go through a divorce, that diminishes rapidly because you're supporting more than one household.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I wish I'd heard about quickie divorce packs from Tesco's sooner.

The word 'divorce' wasn't foreign to me. As a child of the 1970s, I grew up as part of a generation of kids whose parents got divorced, and it wasn't seen as this terrible thing. Maybe that's why I believed what my father told me and Reina that day: that everything would be okay. But it wasn't.

I never thought I would be divorced.

I made my first million by the time I was 31 and promptly lost it when I got divorced.

My second divorce was the worst kind of divorce. There were two children; one had just been born. My husband was in love with someone else.