The tough thing is figuring out what questions to ask, but […] once you do that, the rest is really easy.
When I started, I had nothing. Because my family was really, really, really poor.
A rough beginning doesn't have to mean there is a rough end.
Cold start is a hard start.
So I had the worst experience at the very beginning, and things have been getting better since.
I wasn't born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life.
I think it's very easy to get discouraged early on.
Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.
When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when I was very young, and to get them released I had to do a killer five-minute set. And even after I did that, you know, I started doing comedy under tough circumstances, I still kept at it because I enjoyed it.
I hung onto Hollywood by the skin of my teeth, and at first I fought over every piece of bread. Later, I got very small parts.
My life has been tragic and disastrous since birth.
There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been making the best of it ever since.
My first year in Germany has been something different for me. I think it's been a big step for me, a different style of football, and I think it's been good. It was a very up and down season for me.
I always have this idea to create and display activities somewhere else around the world, but in fact it's been very difficult since the start, as you have to find the right place that can represent, or could be as significant as, your ideals. It rarely happens.
When I started going to school, I started getting used to things, like the language. After that, I started adapting to school, friends, and everything. It was really difficult, to start with, but I survived.
Fundamentally, I was a very shy and quiet person growing up, so it was just really difficult getting up on a stage. It was a perverse career choice really.
I had the misfortune of being born in a horrendous situation.
I would not be gotten into a schoolhouse until I was eight years old. Nor did I accomplish much after I started. I doubt if I had gone to school six months in all when my father died. I was fourteen at the time.
Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.
I didn't have any extra money. But I can't say that I had a hard early career.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
As a new artist - I don't care who you talk to - I think everyone would agree, it's hard to get your expectations right.
The single worst moment of my life... was the moment I was born.
Aaron and I will be joined at the hip until the day we die. We have loved and hated each other since the day he was born. He's very much a part of my heart. He's going to broadcasting college now, and he'll do fine. But he came into a world that did not welcome him.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
